coconuts are evil

coconuts use your luggage for smuggling illegal coconuts into the country

coconuts use your luggage for smuggling illegal coconuts into the country

coconuts are into the occult. 

coconuts are into the occult. 

coconuts are peeping toms

coconuts are peeping toms

coconuts wait for the perfect moment to kidnap your children

coconuts wait for the perfect moment to kidnap your children

coconuts volunteer to do your laundry and then don’t separate whites from colours

coconuts volunteer to do your laundry and then don’t separate whites from colours

coconuts party a little too hard

coconuts party a little too hard

coconuts lie their way into high-paying jobs despite the fact they are illiterate

coconuts lie their way into high-paying jobs despite the fact they are illiterate

coconuts steal your work

coconuts steal your work

coconuts stockpile office supplies

coconuts stockpile office supplies

coconuts are starfuckers (pictured with Hamilton Leithauser from The Walkmen) 

coconuts are starfuckers (pictured with Hamilton Leithauser from The Walkmen) 

coconuts don’t know when to say when

coconuts don’t know when to say when

coconuts are gluttons

coconuts are gluttons

coconuts always take two pieces of gum

coconuts always take two pieces of gum

coconuts always break up with you in a public place

coconuts always break up with you in a public place

coconuts use public phones because they are all drug dealers

coconuts use public phones because they are all drug dealers